These days a few of my friends acused me of having lost my sense of humour. So i thought it right to post a collection of my favourite financial crisis jokes. Everything on tv these days seems so troubling i think we all need a bit of a laugh :). Even according to psychologists, at times of crisis, humour can provide a vital way of expressing frustration at a baffling situation.

Here they go in no particular order. Maybe you can name your favourites and i will order them after. Or even better, suggest your ones.

1. I went to an ATM today, and it asked to borrow a twenty till next week.
2. This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.
3. The crisis is so bad that even Chuck Norris can’t make money
4. Q: Why are all MBAs going back to school? A: To ask for their money back.
5. Record unemployment levels have been announced today as the credit crunch tightens its grip. Icelandic bank robbery is reported to be among the worst hit sectors.
6. In Japan in the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
7. In America, banks rob people because that is where the money is!
8. This shipping market is so bad…that the only guys taking ships are the Somalians
9. A man went to his bank manager and said: ‘I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?’ ‘Simple,’ said the bank manager. ‘Buy a big one and wait.’
10. Equally weighted $1000/stock purchase last year of AIG, Lehman, Fannie and Freddie would leave you today with about $55. Mere $1000 investment in beer at same point would have left you with something like $200 from return deposits/recycling. Moral of story – Screw stock market, drink heavily and recycle!!!

Smile,

Cezar

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